I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

I dont recall ever seeing a player react like Juju did here. I wonder if Rudolph perhaps wasnt even breathing properly at the time. That was a “i’m scared that my teammate might actually die right now” type of reaction.

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

I’m not sure what was going on with Smith-Shuster there but it looked very traumatic and sad.

i’ve been hearing more and more that snyder is gonna hire dabo swinney next year. it certainly would be a bold move

You’re hearing this more and more these days

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

I was kidding.

Yeah, I read that part and wondered if they “refused to finish the season” because they don’t want to be associated with this kind of behavior or — more likely — I’m guessing they are quitting because they think the rapers are being mistreated. It’s gotta be the latter, right? I know it’s been asked and unanswered…

I assume they quit in support of the four kids who got arrested, and that if he hasn’t already, the complainant will have to change schools. 

I was thinking there was a 90% chance this article would mention a broom handle

I think we need to limit high school football players’ access to brooms. These things always involve broom handles.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

People who type in all caps.

On the bright side, Europeans speaking in German but pausing to say, “Vat the fahk?” in English indicates that America’s role as a global leader is not so tarnished that it can no longer inspire other nations to aspire to this Shining City on a Fuckin’ Hill.

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

+220, 221, whatever it takes.