Man U is still owned by the Glazers. As a Bucs fan, I assure you they will continue to find new and exciting ways to fuck things up across the pond.

“Manchester United have Liverpool’d “Pool Boy’d” themselves”

Billy, this was under 2,000 words... are you feeling ok?

Fuck HR with a rusty rake.

I can’t get over the organization being named “Authentic Brand Groups.” It’s like they intentionally chose the most Orwellian-sounding bullshit possible. 

HR:

We’re told that Sports Illustrated brass is asking employees for their patience.

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

Doubling down on “Racism is a victimless crime” is hilariously on brand. We need a better class of troll around here.

I, for one, feel victimized for having to read your shitty takes.

You hate to see some boneheaded decision taint the competition.

“victimless misstep”

Victim-less? Hmmm, I guess. Aside from the groups she specifically victimized with her meat-headed screeching (Asians, Mexicans, Jews, those with very publicly acknowledged mental health concerns...), you’re right. No victims, just the pure Light of Christ shining Truth upon the world.

“A second chance” does not necessarily mean a second cushy well-paid publicly facing job. Also, if you think anything about her pivot to ‘Christian redemption’ seems genuine I’ve got some Wagyu Kobe beef from Nebraska to sell you.

I don’t know why you’re so snarky. I thought the school’s PR department expressed it eloquently in their hiring announcement: “Liberty is happy to hire anyone regardless of their track record of philandering, abetting sex crimes, racism, antisemitism, whatever, to show our commitment to loving everyone and giving them…

Your moniker is an insult towards the weight of a writer here and you are moralizing towards others? I'm willing to bet the irony is lost on you.

A big part of the expansion of Evangelism came from Southerners setting up their own schools because they didn’t accept the end of segregation.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

I like when all the fake fucking Christians just go hang out together.  Don’t bother my ass none.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.