#1 SEO (the band)

Real Sex was the hardest show to ahem.. “Finish” in the history of television. They’d give you some solid T&A for a good 5-10 minutes then jump cut to a fat hairy guy typing baloon animals to his pubes. Convinced the producers were sadists.

An issue for a different reason, but I found a company I used to work for blocked The New Pornographers’ website. 

I had typed up a whole reply about how Live was hard to search for like I had just thought of it for the first time, and it dawned on me that your post all stems for that being discussed in this very column and I’d simply forgotten that’s where I saw it.

Trump’s search history is almost certainly full of Civics 101 inquiries like “how does a bill become a law,” “whats’ the difference between the House and the Senate,” “what is the electoral college,” and “is it illegal for a sitting president to withhold military aid to an ally unless that ally agrees to investigate a…

Yeah, do not put your dick in an industrial vacuum. I am an emergency room nurse in Toronto who, after 12 years, has seen all manner of manhood mutilation. Twice (TWICE!!) I have treated guys who had decided that big ol’ machines were the correct venues to procure orgasm. One of them got off (heh) with bruising and…

Cinemax > Real Sex.

Sort of tangential, but The xx are very good

Yankee Ghost

Any geographic band name:

wink wink, nudge nudge, know what i mean?

Feel free to add your own.

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

Bands that are a pain in the dick to search for, in no particular order:

I was called “Hoss” once by a random store clerk, and it felt kinda awesome. 

Abide 

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

That may be the saddest, most reductive description I’ve ever seen of three of the finest culinary delights our nation has to offer.

Sorry, but my mind wandered at “library conventions.” Boring or sexy?

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