I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

If you see something, and you have the savvy and insight of a psychiatrist, say something.

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

More like Paul Substandardbaum amiri...

I’m also saving thousands of dollars on diapers by not having kids. Can’t recommend it enough.

I’d rather listen to nothing than listen to Barenaked Ladies. That “if I had a million dollars” song is one of the worst pieces of music ever recorded by human beings and probably also a few of the other great apes.

Blind Melon did not suck, and I dare say that you must suck for even considering the possibility. 

Having all my family pass away sure has made life easier!

I see your Tonic and raise you Sponge

I think we’re missing the boat on Blind Melon, mainly because of the untimely death, guitar noodling, drug-influenced lyrics, scatting, aimless musical direction...

I agree - Live is a much better band. Unfortunately, they are currently touring with Bush, which means no matter which side of the debate you are on, you have to sit through half a shitty concert to see half a concert you like. 

I feel like these replies are an exercise in hot take one-upmanship until someone just fucking *dares* to try and make the case for Dave Matthews Band. And since I know you’re out there, kiddo, don’t fucking do it.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…