You ggot ggot!

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

First of all: you absolutely could not school me on Asian culture. Not even close. I speak Japanese, for fuck’s sake. But, there you go again with the baseless and idiotic assumptions.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

No the Kavanaugh is when you are covered by cloth everywhere BUT the penis.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

“Your thumb is choosing this alternative lifestyle...”

I’m sure Saints fans will want Taysom Hill to start over Teddy for purely football reasons.

Thumb injuries are a lifestyle choice, people aren’t born with them.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

I did explore other cultures. That’s the goddamn point, genius. I’m not a Christian, either. And yet i know that story! I’m not a Buddhist, and yet i know quite a bit about Buddhism. That’s the whole goddamn point. Neither of us is Christian. One of us clearly knows nothing about it whatsoever, and one of us does (as…

Enjoy hell.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

I know Nic Cage needs the money but these National Treasure sequals are just a bit unnecessary at this point.

It’s the alphabet, backwards, so when he’s reciting it while walking in a straight line, he’ll have a cheat sheet.

They are tattoos, it's the full lyrics to Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.

If they rewind the video far enough they will see when Johnny Manziel snuck the jersey into the museum in the first place.

Censorship. First amendment. Left wing media conspiracy. Snowflakes.