Burn it. And I disagree with Drew to some extent. You can’t blame current players for past transgressions, but you can blame them for choosing to go there.

Same with people who put small bags or jackets in there when the flight attendants are specifically saying not to (but hardly enforce it) yet that stupid bag that could fit under the seat removes the ability for another rollerboard to fit.

Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

Nothin worse than a salty car taint

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Pickle sidenote: if you’re choosing Vlasic over Claussen, you’ve got it all wrong.

If you don’t like pickles, then guess what, fucko; I’m taking it off your plate every time and I get the pickles.

Who did it and where did they put the pickle?

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

I was going to say this one

He messed up. He had the advantage but didn’t press it. Also deciding to eat those fists with his face was a bold strategy that just didn’t work out for him.

Philly fans are passionate man, they’ve gotta hammer somebody.

It takes some real North Dakota toughness to stand in there and break that fight up.

Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.

I was thinking drug, or butt stuff too.

Filed to: ParoleMets.

they already have a black WR