El Oso Blanco is the shit.

(frisks Ben Reiter) (he has the 2025 Sports Almanac in his jacket pocket)

Gattis is by far the coolest guy in baseball. Dude looks like he can take down a couple of buckets of beer, win a barfight and then hit a home run all in the same day.

The title of this post is more passive aggressive than Joe Buck’s ALCS commentary.

That play at home is perfect baseball.

Fuck yeah, Go ‘Stros!!

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Fuck the Yankees.

It was only a matter of time till Columbus and his crew were off to a new world.

Then fire the players and replace them with players who won’t kneel during the anthem.

There’s a pretty fucking significant difference between shit talk and outright bigotry.

I mean, your second sentence is kinda the point. Adults shouldn’t be instructing their kids to say awful shit like that.

Then why do we call it a theory?

Hey, the flag knows what it signed up for.

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA

Meh, we only follow the laws that we like in this country.

Man, imagine the pants you could make out of that thing.

Punching Nazis is proven effective. Killing them is even more effective.

Wearing swastikas? You better believe that’s a paddlin.

Sieg fail!