While that is a strong contender for his worst writing habit, please let me submit below into evidence.

+ a vanilla ice

How in the actual fuck did people not immediately clue into your sarcasm with the Timberland mention? If you had said Florsheim I get people might have wondered. But Timbas, come on people!

From a Pinned Tweet on Clay Travis’ Twitter page:

+47 unnecessary compound - complex sentences

What the hell is in this guys mouth?

Replace Fran T. with Barry S.

Barry Sanders on line two for you.

Announcing Serial, Season 4 by Sarak Koenig a 12-part investigative documentary about what a shitty dog owner Dunham is.

Fuck that is good.

Sania Kay is gonna be soooo pissed about this.

Seems it might be easier for you to arrange to self-clean your parking spot.

Do you happen to remember when Nolan pitched against his son/UT Longhorns in an exhibition game? He threw a curve ball to one of those college kids that is probably still giving him nightmares.

#WhatBryceSaw

Typical Billy article. 8,000 words over seven sentences.

+ Ariaga II 

Former zookeeper here. We were required to get the rabies vaccination. Three shots over the course of a month for preventative measures.

If exposed, aka bitten, you get four shots.

Lauren >>>>>> Billy

AFL >>>> NRL