Good lord man, break out the scissor kick and chop this down into a few sentences.

No shit. I care way more about soccer than I do about tennis. But I always read everyone of Giri’s articles and can barely choke down anything Billy writes.

Surprise twist. Guy in Nike shirt is Kevin Gilbride’s son.

“I started going down myself once I got my driver’s license”

Have a rib removed? 

I was at a rugby game in Sydney earlier this year and during breaks they do a ‘dab cam’. Whitest thing I have ever seen.

I remember the second I became a millionaire. I was ass-naked sitting right there, just clicking and refreshing, clicking and refreshing, watching my stock rise. And when it happened, I popped a rod so fast, I went blind for a full minute. Nutted all over those cushions.

Never forget!

Dropping the graffiti aspect of this, what specifically is wrong concerning his thoughts about racism in this country?

With a little Vince McMahon thrown in for good measure.

Always figured as much. Thanks for confirming.

Just imagine the texts to his imaginary ex-girlfriend.

I refuse to believe Deron is only 32 years old.

After summer double-header baseball games in the Houston heat/humidity, our team would venture over to the local Bennigans and each order two servings of their fried cheese. 14 pieces in total. Each person. I can barely touch them anymore.

The worst was when we had a couple of hours to kill between games as this meal…

“(A)bstain from the use of alcohol and recreational drugs during the diversion period”

“But they barely even make eye contact with each other these days.”

See also Trump, Donald and Melania

This is an image that exists. And I am happier for it.

His last song performance was Shovels and Rope mixed with In My Time of Dying. No idea if that was normal for them to do so. Also, his last tweet included #nomorebullshit.

Obviously one can make of this what they want but he has suffered from depression since he was a kid. Plus his family called and asked someone to…

Yo @pepsi How many retweets for a Harrier Jet?

+ Operation Fortitude

Fat Mac is the best Mac.