Ah, there it is. I was thinking four goal aggregate.

Four goal margin?

Well, they got the Asian right. “Hotties” might be a stretch. Well, let’s start with the little one.

Dan Muller? I refuse to believe that is a real lacrosse players name.

+1310

Another submission in the annals of people who think they can make a salient point with the more words they put on paper. Someone please get Giri to help Billy to be more concise in his writing.

Even the local Dallas sports radio station was mocking this video today. Definitely seems staged as well.

I just don’t see the Broncos as the best fit in the hyper-competitive AFC West. Romo and the Texans cruise through the shithole that is the AFC South. Plus would Romo rather play in the shadows of two of the greatest QBs in history or prefer the piles of shit that were Carr, Schaub, and Hoyer?

+ special underwear

Him and Candice Wiggins must have taken the same statistics class.

I prefer “Mouth Fedoras”

+ scratched dinghy

+3 commas

I’ve been team flour for all my life but there are definitely places for corn tortillas. Have you been to Guatemala and had some of the street corn tortillas? Fried and I bought a bag of about 3o of them fresh off the press for about a buck. Those fuckers didn’t see the end of the block.

Well, fuck me. I’ve been living in “Dallas” since about the same time you moved here. Lewisville actually, until a couple of years ago when I finally moved to Dallas proper. I hated telling people I lived up there because you know, it’s Lewisville. Maybe I need to go back to that? And while I certainly recognize the…

Now I want some Texas Chili Parlor

nice

Had the same conversation with a friend around age 12. Except replace vacuum hose with my anus. Didn’t spend much time in his pool after that.

We did the whole fake fighting routine as well. Complete with ketchup to serve as our blood stand in. The ketchup was also deployed on the local ice skating rink after a “hard” fall.