In high school we used to drive the neighborhood at night preceding morning trash pickups. Trash cans became projectiles used to destroy any sort of free standing mailboxes. As there were many neighborhoods with many differing trash pickup schedules, many mailboxes were destroyed before people started putting out…

+1 I like the way they think

I think some people might read your comment as hunters are more supportive of conservation than the environmentalists. I get your language specifically centers around the money generated from their actions fund preservation efforts.

But I don’t think people should draw a line between hunters paying licensing fees to…

+ italian shower

+87 months in prison

FYI: a fat, lazy cat makes a great mat when needing to wipe flour grit off your bare feet.

+ spicy foods

Dogs prevents goal with amazing bicycle kick.

I’m sure Theil will figure out a way to sue Deadspin on behalf of the poor dinos.

Are we sure Rovell hasn’t been diagnosed with the Mick Mars disease?

Counterpoint: Don’t run in a zig zag fashion as you’re not covering as much distance. Just run straight forward, as fast as possible if ever being chased by an alligator. Which you won’t be. They tire out quickly and won’t give chase.

Are you telling me, Paul, that if Mike Schmidt were to walk in here right now and say ‘Hey, get me a X-Box 360' you would say ‘Sorry. We’re all out, Mike.’

I mean Ron Johnson was a stereo salesman at the mall. How do you turn that down?

“Griffey milked the prank” is my new euphemism for jerking off.

Must have been using Homer’s makeup gun.

+1 deeper metaphor

Must be huge fans of Arnold Lobel.

I am sure that is coming in a Magary blogpost Deadcast.

I routinely came across the clown in the rec gyms at Ok State back in the 90s. He was from Chicago and always dressed in Bulls gear and Jordans. Talked all kinds of shit but always had an excuse for his trash game, just lifted weights, new shoes, etc. That MFer would airball a layup.

That needs to be a standard cooking measurement from now on.