Man I’d managed to forget about that, thanks

Literal rose tinted glasses.

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.

This ought to be his Waterloo.

Plus I don’t know how old that photo is but Lilo hasn’t looked that fresh faced for a loooong time

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

So he found the horribly merciless incorrect and inadequate and inappropriate execution cocktail using the Google on the internet machine from the Wikileaks. Is that really so bad????

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress…

The gay community has apps and is more inclined to people who have sex like this. Also, at 50, people like daddies and older dudes very much. He’s probably a handsome dude, and if not he could scratch a “rough trade” itch.

These are my new lotto numbers.

He is most definitely a sex worker of some kind. The drug use suggests survival or transactional sex:/

I’m absolutely judging. You can be sex positive and still feel there are unhealthy sexual practices, the same way you can be fine with alcohol consumption and still point out someone is an alcoholic and their drinking represents a danger to themselves and others.

That’s almost one per day! Now that’s a REAL pick-up artist! I’m a woman, and according to the internet, all I have to do is to say “hello” to a person and they’ll drop their pants. I have found this to be not quite true. I wonder how he does it? Can we put a GoPro on him?

I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but I CANNOT get over how much sex this guy is having. I physically don’t think I could do it, anally or otherwise. I don’t have that kind of stamina. I also don’t think I could ever pull that many partners, even if I lost 50 pounds and got a boob job. He must be physically…

I love sex but my butt hurts just thinking about that.

Where does one find the time?

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

Ever feel like you are not having as much fun as other people?

here is cliff notes: me, me, me I am perfect, me, me, I WON!!! Looooooosers!! Hillary is THE DEVIL AND A LOOSER!!! me, me, me, something about Uranus, i mean Uranium. Obama is a LOOSER!!! I love Jews/blacks. Putin is my best friend, i mean brother in charge from another mother, that i never met. ME ME ME ME . I WON, I…

I paused my speed skimming at that one, too. I *think* he might mean that there are protesters, but they’re either illegal immigrants or paid by Soros. Or maybe just Democrats, although I don’t know how that helps. It’s hard to translate senile narcissist.