This will never get out of the grays but I feel like it’s something that belongs on a goodbye to Ashley post -

hey ashley we never met but im ryan i worked in the office next to yours nice to meet you

This is as/more distressing than Caity Weaver leaving.

Nooo! Ashley was the reason I got here (kidding. I came for Caity Weaver and stayed because I read something funny by Ashley). Good luck at Wired, I hear they ask for long ass articles.

this sucks

I’ve been saying this for a long time.

I finally decided to join twitter about 1 month ago (I’m so old)...my first follow was Ashley.

I don’t really do twitter but everyone should follow Ashley Feinberg on twitter.

Ashley clearly should’ve had Jim Cooke’s job.

I’ll miss Ashley’s work here at the GMG sites. One of my favorite writers and the subject matter was always interesting. Even when it involved Ted Cruz. Not an easy thing to accomplish! Good luck to you in your future endeavors, Ashley.

This is very sad. Ashley is a genius and, even given the brilliant roster of Gawker writers over the years, she stands out for making the site such a joy to read. As awful as it promises to be for all of us for the rest of our lives, the future will be a lot more interesting with her writing about it. It stinks that…

Wow. I mean, I always liked Ashley, and I still do, of course. I just didn’t realize the.....vulgarity she was capable of. I guess it’ll serve her well in her future endeavors?

i hate to see you leave, but i loved watching you grow, ashley.

I bet he’s one of those guys who shaves his pubes down to a rough stubble under the deluded impression it makes his tiny ball-less child johnson look bigger.

Mrs. Palin can see it from her house.

Kid Rock is most definitely a Waffle House person. He was arrested here in GA after a concert for a brawl at WaHo in 2007.

They aren’t Waffle House people. They are definetly Cracker Barrel people.

Hey those are their fancy hats! Plus Kid Rock even put on a shirt with sleeves! You know how far down into his closet he had to dig to find that?

Audrey Berry looks like a WWE Diva, which just means she’s still too good for Kid Rock.

You know what screams America? Clavicles!