Ignore the scale, it’s fake news. My scale has a serious liberal bias, probably paid by George Soros.

i inadvertently briefed my scale when I told it I only ate kale and edamame all last week so HOW THE FUCK DID I GAIN 7 POUNDS! #nomnom

10/10 would love to see you do those things to that stupid motherfucker. Also so sorry your pregnancy is so tough.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

If I went down on someone who tasted like Brie... I would stop going down on them...

Or the mountains of drugs she has to take to handle having to be in the same room with the man she prostituted herself to when she finally has to be in DC.

Jesus H Christ, I hope she doesn’t (and I voted for her). She has too much baggage. She is not a slam dunk candiate and the Democrats need to learn from their mistakes. Run someone young and without years of intrigue behind him/her. Run someone like Obama that will get people excited to vote.

Trash into trash equals trash flavored trash.

Lol. Saw this at Marshall’s too.

I understand our alarm to the Trump Administration. I also see the reference to Obama’s deportation legacy in the post. But according to this article Obama deported two million immigrants, many of them convicted criminals. When you break that down that amounts to 680+ people a day for eight years. So, how is the…

Brave is a word I would use to describe a woman willing to fuck your disgusting ass.

I don’t recommend sending them back to their country of origin. Plane tickets and detainment will cost taxpayer money. Maybe some sort of televised bloodsport.

The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

I wouldn’t go to Moscow.

You forgot the mutual crotch grab (aka testicle tickle) to end it.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.