keyser-soozie
Keyser-Soozie
keyser-soozie

Please, keep giving it one more day until you hopefully reach a point where you actively want the next day, week, month, and year. I’ve lurked anonymously on the gawker sites for years and never once posted on a single article or responded to any comment, but I couldn’t pass you by without saying how much I want you

Please stay

Real talk: we’ve been through worse. He isn’t the first shitty leader in US history. We survived Herbert Hoover and Hoovervilles and we will get through this. I say this as a middle aged black lady. You and me are tougher than them so we will live to vote another day.

Please don’t kill yourself. The advice about calling the suicide hotline is definitely the way to go. My ex taught me the reality of my (or other untrained people’s) ability to help people with depression, so I’m not going to pretend I can be any help with that, but if you need someone to just vent to about everyday

Also grey. I don’t know what’s going on in your life, or how bad things are. But, The Orange One can be stopped. It’ll take everyone to stand up, and we need you to help hold the rest of us up.

He thought, “How can I make my hair look really stupid?”

You win. All the things.

I don’t condone violence, even against Dick Spencer, but I’m also kind of impressed by the puncher’s approach. He/she ran in, leapt, and hit Dick Spencer square in the head. And did he/she escape after someone grabbed the sweatshirt? Did the puncher keep running into the sunset, punching white supremacists until time

C’mon...that was one Heil of a sucker punch.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Out on the road today

The new Brown Shirt

“You got your hair sewn on”

Penis Envy would be an appropriate surrogate for Hail To The Chief during this administration.

A little voice inside my head said “Obama come back, please Obama come back”

Thanks for the bitter laugh! My Mom, to whom I have not spoken (along with my Dad and idiot conservative brother) since November 9th, emailed to let me know my old high school is marching in the inaugural parade. Ugh. Fuck this day.

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