That’s what I meant, by we did it ourselves! When your property does things, you get the credit for it.

Healthcare? We didn’t need healthcare! We walked it off. Maybe had a nip or two of whisky if it was handy.

I’m at my desk trying not to scream with laughter. Well done.

That’s if the polio didn’t get Jimmy because he lost his health care and can’t afford to pay out of pocket.

Except that true conservatives want their brown and black slaves to do all that for them whilst they sit and sip tea and wait for the nanny to be done changing Lil’ Stonewall Lee Beuregard IV so they can screw her in the woodshed.

Don’t forget no national parks;

And when Jimmy couldn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps-because his father taught his mother a lesson very hard with his fists while she was pregnant and that left Jimmy paralyzed- we just hid him in the closet so he’d know how shameful it was that the family had him.

are you a sports fan? The Running Man and the Hunger Games are both very exciting.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

They aren’t. Fuck these people so hard. People will fucking die in the streets because of this. When they repeal the ACA, cut funding to social service programs, cut funding to affordable housing programs, cut funding to domestic violence shelters and all of this other shit - people will die in the streets.

I hate them for filling my heart with so much hate.

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

I really wish someone would ask those assholes who claim that America is a Christian nation and the bible needs to guide our governmental decisions why their policies are so fucking un-Christ-like.

Supply-side Jesus sayeth: Yea, verily, suffer the 99% who cometh unto me.

Judge not, lest ye be defunded?

We’re all gonna die. *lies down covered in chocolate crumbs*

Sales of the thin-skinned mints are going to skyrocket

Personally, I think she is just trying to get better market share for her escort work with her Arab Clients...

She pled guilty, cooperated with the investigation, and as Noble Renard noted the sentence was indeed excessive compared to previous cases.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.