The presidential bedroom?

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

A bit like David Duke and his weird skin-bleaching and blue contacts, to banish any trace of that brunette great-aunt who was sometimes mistaken for Jewish.

Wait - her Ph.D. dissertation was only 2,000 words long? That seems...really really short.

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

Can you imagine if Twitter was around during Watergate? I can only imagine Nixon’s tweets about Woodward, Bernstein and the Washington Post.

Trump in the future hires an actual Honey Badger as his head of the PR team.

They should do a skit on SNL about his reaction to a skit. Go full meta.

The way he constantly uses the term “hit job” totally doesn’t make me think of his ties to the mob. Every time. He really does have the PR instincts of a honey badger.

Eventually, some how, some way, I do have faith that this despicable piece of failed humanity will be laid low by his own doing. And I cannot fucking wait. I will literally dance with joy.

Ladies and gentlemen, your line of succession.

We can only hope. He’s not much better, but Trump has no concept of what “inside voice” means.

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Did you not see who was just elected president? Of course my opinion of the average person is pretty low.

I live in a state full of Trumptwats, a lot of whom like country music. Toby Keith is not the big deal he used to be. They all like those baseball cap wearing hipster country dudes now.

But but but but it MUST be true! Secret Russian Report told me so!

No............

Ellie, may I please be un-greyed for the event? I’d really like to participate.