I hope her hair molds itself into an exact copy of Donald’s and his hair unfurls into an exact copy of her platinum head-straw weeds and both of their arms fall off and they are both stuck like that forever.

as long as the puns stay germane to the topic at hand, i dont see it being an issue.

This is Göring to get out of control if someone doesn’t stop it!

Now they’re just goose-stepping around the topic...

No lugenpressure though

Keep going! No need to Hindenberg your progress..

Hitler?! I hardly know her!

hopefully someone causes a fuhrer over that.

I did Nazi that coming.

Of course they are running out of dresses, just not for the reasons Trump thinks. With all the new GOP members moving to Washington, there are probably hundreds more closeted cross-dressers in the city! They all have pictures of J.Edgar Hoover hanging with their dresses in the locked closets of their home office, so…

OMG story time! So my 60 year old uncle brought this bat-shit crazy girl, that I assume was an escort, to Christmas dinner. This girl was younger than I am (I’m 33). My sister and I facebook stalked her to see what the deal was with her. Every post she makes, which was like 20 a day, was her telling Donald Trump…

TRUMPED!

See? We USED to have dress shops and now we don’t. This is why we need to make America great again.

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

Dress Barn comes to mind, but somehow I don’t think that’s what they’re referring to.

Why do people have to bring people’s moms into thes kind of discussions. I mean is there nothing sacred anymore.

Well I heard National Media sing about her...I heard National Media put her down...Well I hope National Media will remember, Saban man don’t need them around, anyhow

aw. I am appropriately appreciated just about everywhere I go, but thank you!

The worst part of Gawker going down is that you are underappreciated in places like Deadspin.