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As long as it meets Josh’s standards, amiright?

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

There’s a guy in the FB comments of an Atlantic article trying to fight the good fight and say “it’s not plagiarism, it’s nowhere near” but he seems to be confused about “your” and “you’re” in his comments so the rest of the commenters are excoriating him. It’s good internet.

Anderson Cooper declined to tell me how woke he is, indicating that he’s incredibly woke

Right? Someone needs to dub some Yakety Sax over that wind ASAP.

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

No. Pigs are haram.

A beautiful dark boar emerged from sea foam and barreled onto the beach, in a vision out of Greek myth.

I assume shortly we will hear that ISIS is claiming responsibility.

Oh, hogwash.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

But will the memes/gifs be as good?

Oh yeah, don’t forget her reaction when Poehler and Fey lightly made fun of her at the Golden Globes. “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women”.
VERY RICH, coming from Taylor after the song “Bad Blood”. She totally can dish, but not take it.
In any case, I loved loved loved Amy’s response:

Umm, she ruined someones Disney career with “better than revenge” where she insinuated one of the Jonas brothers gf’s was a whore who slept around to get famous.

Team Kelly Clarkson.

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

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Sarah Palin is an extreme conservative and to quote the late, great George Carlin (WARNING: “Naughty language” if your work shuns that kind of thing):

Rather have that than all Ratatta. Saw a Hitmonlee nearby on my drive into work this morning, but it didn’t show up.

He should quit Stalin and get away.