There is nothing wrong with dressing up in Canadian formal wear.

I was going to say, machamp would fit their idea of a macho man, but he is clearly overcompensating for his closethood.

Machamp seems like he might be so far in the closet that he overcompensates by being a homophobe.

Nidoran Male

God loves everyone. That’s his job. But there is one thing he does hate...

I chose you Copyright laws!

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

This sounds great! Do I have to give you my bank account number and social to get started?

I cried watching the US gymnastics Olympics trials on Friday night. Granted, I’m so depressed I’m practically catatonic...

Blog it out, girlfriend! This is all about YOU!

There is an episode of Ellen where Kristen Bell is being interviewed. She shares that on an 10 point emotional scale of happy to sad if she is not between like a 5 and 7 she will cry. Sad, cry. Too happy, cry.

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

First draft:

I feel like the closest we’ve gotten to this is Alicia Vikander. She has a lot of raw ambition that she never really feels the need to cover up.

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Sorry/You’re welcome.

..or your newborn baby is sleeping in the other room..

And my dog has never screamed at me that he wanted a divorce, or stormed out to drive drunk and get arrested. He knows he would be scolded and sent to his crate, and I would still be drinking me some wine.