I'm curious now. Did your poop look like golden nuggets? I have so many questions! Yeah, I'm THAT person.

Or gold. I don't care if it's in edible form. It's still a metal.

Not gonna lie- I might buy one when I get a better job. I, too, make horrible adult decisions. Yay for horrible decisions!

I teared up a bit reading this. Your dad is awesome! You're so lucky :]

My room is filled with them! I am not ashamed!

Technically, they could (if you have the extra cash): https://www.etsy.com/search?q=lisa%…

I feel horrible for laughing. I'm a bad person :[

WTF?! My blood is boiling right now. I wish we could use gifs. Words can't describe how upsetting that is.

No, no, no. #soullessassholes.

I thought she was Miley Cyrus at first. I am greatly disappointed :[

Not gonna lie- I thought she was Taylor Swift at first (I saw the picture first, then the title)! I was so wonderfully confused.

You're welcome :]

Your taste in men is a lot better now :]

I like them both equally! They're so adorable together :]

Go us! We have no taste :]

Good (the "it's not that bad" part)! Take care of yourself :] Colds suck ass!

Life does have its ups and downs. I'm not going to deny it. Sometimes my life sucks (like right now) and other times it's great. I know no matter how bad life gets, there are going to be great days. Life is not always sad. I'm sure you have amazing days. I'm not going to tell you to suck it up. I know depression is…

Thanks! I'm sure it will be fine, but she sure damn scared me. I just hope she doesn't screw me over.

I would say block his number. Don't even tell him to fuck off. This guy has lied so much. He may just give you some pity story to convince you to talk to him again. I know his type. They don't make good partners nor friends. They always want something. When they don't get it, they try to manipulate people. I think…

I hope next week, the week after that, the week after that, etc. gets better for us all! I know some people are going through some things. I know keeping a positive attitude is hardly realistic when you're faced with certain problems.