Please don't tell yourself that. Things do get better.

Yes. I grew up in a predominantly white (and super racist) suburb. The (white, most of the time) youth at school would say it in place of "motherfucking nigga." They explained to me what it meant. That's how I learned what that phrase means. Maybe that's a Southern/Southwest thing. I've never heard people from other…

I'm pretty sure that's what he meant. If not, I take it back. Usually the phrase "mother chucking ninja" does not mean "mother chucking ninja."

It's fine if he actually meant ninja. I would laugh, but no. He said something really stupid and it's good people called him out on it.

He's disgusting. I don't care if it's the "cleaned up" (*eyeroll*) version of the N-word. It's still messed up.

Mother chuching ninja = Motherfucking nigga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just listened to that song while watching this gif. You're right- it IS hilarious :]

After that lovely incident, I kept having more pee dreams. I never urinated after that. Like you, I know it will happen (again)! My bladder hates me.

Mink toilet seats? I hope that's a thing! Anyway, don't be embarrassed. It's perfectly common :] Just read the comments. It's a thing :]

I'm glad everything worked out for you :]

Hey, silver linings! You got to go home :]

We ALL are :] If that makes us bad people, oh well. We're getting tired of his b.s.

Those wrinkles come from his laughing at us poor peasants :[

We're getting there :]

I, too, live in Texas and feel the exact same way! I hate the be THAT person, but I doubt he's going to jail. He may be pressured to step down, but I don't see him going to jail. I'm praying that I'm wrong. We CAN do better. One day, we WILL do better!

I teared up reading this. That is the sweetest thing ever! I'm glad you made her day :] I'm sure that was a very special moment for her.

It doesn't embarrass me anymore. It wasn't funny then, but it's hysterical now! :]

You are not alone! I've heard of animals popping out of toilets. Not going to lie- I check the toilet before using it.

I'm taking the TExES. I've been studying, but I can't concentrate due to that lady freaking me out :[

I've never heard of that before. That's pretty funny!