I meant the non-horrible children. I know some kids can be horrible! I am going to deal with a few when I start teaching. Here's hoping their parents aren't as bad!

Aw! At least he didn't embarrass you :]

When I was 10, I actually did poop my pants. I was sleeping right next to my sister (I was afraid of the dark). My sister still won't drop it to this day :[

I hate that schools do that! Did you sue them? I'm sorry you went through that :[

I'm pretty sure it happens at all ages! Some people don't like admitting it :]

At least we can post links to gifs :] That's something. Right?

That's fine. I knew the people were capable of doing such things. That school is totally dysfunctional. Oh, I have a few good stories. Getting fired was probably the best thing that happened to me! But yeah, still kind of worried I won't be able to get a job in this district. I can't drive, so I depend on others to…

Go, Mom! I'm pretty sure that would have been embarrassing. But don't feel bad. I have an embarrassing story. We took a trip to Cancun when I was about that age. You know the saying "Don't drink the water?" Well, I thought "Hey, no one ever said not to chew the ice cubes!" (teenage Beans didn't think logically at the…

I'd like to say realist. They'll eventually bring it back. I just don't know when. Mark my words :]

I'm sorry you all have to go through that :[ I hope there's at least something redeeming about that job- like making little kids smile :]

No! I'm sure we'll be able to post gifs one day!

Post away! No need to apologize :]

Wow! People are horrible! Who stuffs a baby in a bag (rhetorical question, of course)? I've always thought that being a Disney cast member was wrong, but I was wrongly mistaken. Some people suck >:[

Lucky! My body hates me. I forgot to add: I wasn't sleeping alone.

HOLY SHIT! That's horrible! The guy sounds like an ass. Good for you for leaving before anything happened. I think your story should be at least in the top 5. That truly is some crazy stuff!

This is awesome (not the dog part, of course)! I mean your reaction. I pictured it while I was reading. Oh, how much I laughed! I'm not saying to do this, but it'd be nice to get actual footage. You know, to compare what I pictured and what actually happened :]

You have every right to be upset! My goodness! I'm actually mad for you. That's messed up. I hope you find a better job (or at least, have a better one already). I hope the same thing happens to your boss. Grr! I hate those types of bosses.

I'm guilty! I once had a dream that I was urinating. Turns out, it wasn't a dream. Peeing myself is what woke me up. And I think I just over-shared.

I laughed so hard when I saw Hillary. I just can't believe she agreed to do this! I think it's pretty cool. I think I may be one of the few people that actually likes this. Then again, I'm not known to have great taste. I am not ashamed!

You have to excuse me. I don't have great taste in anything :]