Yeah! McDonald's!

All politics aside, THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEST THING I'VE WATCHED TODAY! Thanks for posting, Kate :] You're the best!

At least he's free. FREE! Fly away, Chris Martin!

I did, too! Weird! I think they'd make a better couple. I have so many questions! As you said, HOW did they meet?

I just hope this is a really weird PR move.

I have so many questions! Yes, I agree! Just no.

I think I speak for everyone when I say WHAT THE FUCK??!!!! I'm morbidly interested now.

Yeah, 4chan! I hope that troll gets diarrhea for two weeks! Now Jez is going to get groupthink-y all over again :[

Thanks for the visual, Butters! But also, thanks for the laugh :]

I guess you'll have to keep commenting. Jez follows my old account, but I lost the password to that one (hence, this new account). I guess we'll have to keep commenting until we're out of the greys :[ I just wish that troll didn't do that shit! I understand why they went back to this system, but still. It sucks :[

Oh, thanks! I'll ask Mr. Beans. He finds everything online for free! I want to read these books before the movie comes out. Yes, I'm going to watch the movie. I know for a fact that it's going to be horrible, but I can't resist anymore!

I understand, too. I missed that whole ordeal. I was busy trying to find my password like crazy (I am THAT dedicated). When I came back, people kept commenting about it. It must have been that bad if Jez had to devote an article addressing that issue!

My dearest Kelly,

I wish we could post gifs. Words cannot describe the atrocity I just read.

I've got to read these books in their entirety (IF I can)! The books are good in a they're-so-bad-they're-good way (the excerpts I read, anyway). These lines are pure gems!

Um, YEAH! I think mostly everyone feels that way! "Fine" is an understatement. Um, not to make anyone jelly (I'm kidding, of course), Mr. Beans looks almost exactly like him! I have so much fun with that ;]

Jezebel followed my other account. Unfortunately, I lost my password to that account, so now I'm back to the greys :[ I wish Jezebel would follow everyone. As someone said in another blog, it might start turning kind of groupthink-y. I think most people deserve to be starred. This is a community, not a clique.

That kind of sounds like a recipe for super horrible diarrhea.

I would totally visit that down. That's actually pretty genius!

No more gifs :[ Also, we have to wait for our comments to be approved. Ugh! Trolls.