He walked into an absolute dumpster fire when it came to the salary cap. I was shocked with what he was able to do and how quickly he did it. I’m sure there’s a lot more to this story.

SB Nation has editorial standards?

I kept waiting on Jimmy Hart to come out with his megaphone to really sell this wwf pay per view.

I expected this result as soon as I realized you could move the stickers around.

Nope, way more drawl than that. Kaaaaaay roe

Pray to God you don’t pronounce it without the most drawl you can muster. I’m from not very far away and it stills blows me away that they assume everyone should know their bullshit. 

I’m sorry but it should be legal to elbow him in the throat at sporting events.

I look forward to more Fire Emblem info and wanted to say Heather has been a great addition to the team.

I saw this and just assumed they did it as a post-June 1st cut to spread out the cap hit. I guess I shouldn’t have been willing to give the Jets any credit.

Neighbor: Hey man, I need to extend my fence a couple yards onto your land.

I try to tell myself that Lavar Ball will go away soon, but then remember he has two more kids.

Thank you for that!

They both sound awful so maybe they’ll hit it off in court when they’re on their second date.

Looks like another weekend of Expeditions: Vikings for me now that they released another patch. The game has crashed and frozen repeatedly, but the fact that I have about 50 hours in it already is a testament to how much fun I’m having with it. I haven’t had a single crash or broken quest since they released the…

I’ve also watched every round of every draft since the late 90s and it’s become a tradition that just isn’t broken for any reason. I’ve taken the Friday after the first round off from work for about 5 years now and it’s always fun explaining to people why I’m taking the day off.

I’ve been asking that question aloud for many years now regarding the Hawks. Please let me know if you get an answer.

I quit watching ESPN altogether, outside of live sports, around 2012. Skip Bayless and Steven A Smith drove me away. I cannot make sense of most of the decisions that have been made at ESPN since around 2009. And how the fuck is Coachman still employed?  

The sharing is appreciated. I used to be pretty bad about this, but controllers got expensive. I throw something else that’s close if something needs to be thrown these days. The worst part of this, for me, was when I’d realize that I went too far, I’d start laughing. This just made me look like more of a psycho.

Jeb and the Jeets, new band name, called it!!!!

No one smokes weed then suddenly wants cocaine. He’s thinking of alcohol.