So, according to Derek Carr, I’m the asshole if I don’t side with the billionaire with a bad haircut?

We’re talking about the Browns. It’s not like they have a long history of fucking up 1st round picks. I’m sure they have this under control. 

Yep, Persona 3. I haven’t followed the series since and could easily see that being the reason they made you acknowledge the fiction. Thank you for correcting me. If I didn’t get into Persona 3, is it safe to say I probably won’t get into this one either? Or is it completely different? It’s been a while since I found…

Wait a minute. Did I just buy this pistol for no damn reason? I was planning on shooting myself in the head to become stronger during my next boss fight. I don’t know how I will ever defeat my CEO now.

“Apparently, Valve also added that they hope to be more open and communicative about the future of the platform going forward.”

I don’t know how loud it’s gonna get after that last one they dropped a couple months ago. I’d love another good Star Ocean game, but I don’t think they’re capable of doing so at this point.

Do I have the right to access the contacts in my phone after being arrested or do I need to have the numbers written down in my wallet?

“Oh yall already tired of hearing his shit? Welcome to the past 18 years of my life, assholes.”-Lonzo Ball

Jason, I wasn’t really looking for a new battle system. I liked it the way it was. Any way you can delay this so they can change it back or are we out of time at this point?

He may be the worst sports dad that has ever been forced upon us. I thought Craig James would hold the title for the rest of my life, but Lavar has put in the work to earn this achievement.

I don’t know why there is a correlation between eating bad steak and treating people poorly but it’s absolutely true. I worked as a cook and bartender through college and this was a running joke in the kitchen I worked in. Hell, it’s even a joke in the movie, Waiting.

Steve was very disappointed to find out that they weren’t talking about Natty Ice during the interview process.

I don’t go to Gamestop unless I absolutely have to these days. The final straw for me was when the geniuses decided it would be a great idea to try and push a high interest credit card on everyone a few years ago. I just wasn’t gonna listen to that pitch every time I wanted to buy a game. The poor sales guy even…

It makes me nervous that they chose to pass on answering most of your questions regarding the virtual console. That makes me think that they are aware that their answers will be unpopular. I’m 100% out if they approach the virtual store in the same manner as they did with the Wii U.   

My Wii U was very useful. It’s collected a lot of dust that could have otherwise gotten on my PS4. Now that I think about it, I only ever really turned it on to play the Wind Waker remake, Pikmin, and some Virtual Console games. That is so not normal for a Nintendo console in my house.

“You know what? Have the gun out and ready to rock when he comes in.”

Giving a coach a 2 year extension and then firing them almost immediately is definitely some 7 and 9 bullshit.

That gif is all I needed for Christmas. Thanks Deadspin!

I grew up about an hour from Myron. Y’all should’ve got him drinking brown liquor. It would’ve been highly entertaining.

I believe her name is actually Meg Trump.