I’m a tax accountant and that statement applies to my profession as well. The answer to every tax question is literally: “It depends”. Blame our worthless Congress.

You guys made a damn good game too. I can’t really speak to the other stuff, but I enjoyed Reckoning a lot.

Why does he still have the berries and cream guy haircut?

I’m just gonna keep believing that they created the Xenomorphs to fight the Predators.

I almost emailed you last week to see if you knew what was going on with this game. This sucks a whole lot and I don’t believe him for one second that the PVP is in addition to the originally promised game. Is Matsuno even still involved in the project at this point?

In our highschool senior lounge, I was laying face down on a couch trying to sleep when a girl in my class, straddled my back and started rubbing my shoulders. I made her laugh a little too hard and, unbeknownst to me, she peed a little on my back. I was wearing a button down shirt and an undershirt, so I didn’t feel…

“Relax, kids eat quarters all the time. If he craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”

I like this idea and would even go so far as to say he should show up at some point in every big movie that’s made. When has anyone ever been like “I fuckin hate Samuel L Jackson in this movie!”? Not never.

I’ve never had any truly horrible experiences, but Gamestop’s corporate office has made visiting their stores as painful as possible. I love answering “no” to 38 questions before you’ll sell me a game. Oh, you offer a credit card now, please give me that sales pitch too, but make it sound like a great idea, I don’t…

I took a survey for Konami the other day about what franchises I would like to see continue. I’ve now got an uneasy feeling that they are just figuring out what franchise everybody loves the most, so they can inflict the most amount of pain during their next “fuck you all” campaign.

I haven’t known how hard they’ve balled in weeks! I think I’ve been watching people ball very hard, but I’ve not been able to assign any kind of scoring system on my own. I guess I’ll never know for sure.

When did you guys start the “why your fans suck” series? I have some falcons fan submissions if you guys are accepting.

The pride of Dawson, GA!

And he shall call it Suikotaku!

Holy crap, a Pirates of the Black Kat reference. I haven’t thought of that game in years. Very underrated pirate game. That came out very early in the PS2’s life cycle, didn’t it?

I literally couldn’t care less what happened at the end of Dragon Age. I put a ton of hours into the game and had fun, but I just absolutely stopped caring about the story about 3/4 of the way through. The side quests also felt like busy work. On the flipside, I had to debate myself on whether to finish the Skellige…

When reached for comment, Goodell was actually very surprised that the last CBA didn’t give him authority to suspend Arena players.

How exactly do you take a party out of context? Especially by showing the invitation and followup email? Isn’t that all known information about said party?

I saw Suikoden II and assumed it was your article. I love it that you’ve harassed your coworkers enough that they’re finally playing it. Do you have any insider knowledge as to why Konami finally released II & III on PSN? I never thought that I’d see III on anything but my PS2.

“In my mind he will just be some corporate guy trying to make money from cheaply made games.”