Two questions. Is this one of his lawyers? Is she from Whoville?

Developers: Please do the opposite of what they did with the PC version.

How are you going to go back to a normal PC now? Also, you should definitely get a raise for putting out so many articles on a Sunday.

Also referred to as “pulling the trigger”.

Yikes. I can hear the pitchforks being sharpened.

I was wondering if you were going to write about this one like you did II. I’ve been curious about how you would rank the Suikodens, but I wanted to wait until you wrote another related article to ask. Mine would be II, III, I, V, IV, but choosing my second favorite is hard. Don’t you dare put Tierkreis on your list.

I’d love to get an honest answer out of Warner Bros on why this keeps happening. I’m aware that won’t happen though. How do you keep releasing broken PC games? Avarice?

He’d be an improvement over any member of the Braves bullpen.

How can I be myself if you’re counting my “know what I’m sayings”?

I never thought that I would yell, “Really? Drunk again?” at a cartoon soldier. Then I played Massive Chalice. I need everybody sober for just one day, every 6 or 7 years, and you can’t get right?

I can’t wait to read some of the rationalization that’s going to happen here. I doubt the guy who returned his game because he beat it in under 2 hours will be honest and say, “I’m an asshole, that’s why!”

Hmmm. Inxile’s, Brian Fargo, did an interview with Eurogamer mentioning work on Van Buren and name-drops Chris Avellone. Next day, Avellone leaves Obsidian. Maybe a coincidence, but I’d love it if he ends up at Inxile.

This is the best use of an Always Sunny gif that I’ve ever seen! Good work!

Fire would have been involved if I thought I saw a flying tarantula.

I don’t even view your last paragraph as a hypothetical scenario. I just see it as what is definitely about to happen. I hope I’m wrong though.

You left off the last paragraph of their statement.

I don’t understand why they don’t form some kind of “Player’s Association” to represent them when negotiating with the owners.

Maybe they can wire him with something that shocks the shit out of him if he touches anything electronic for the rest of his life.

Yeah, me too. I downright refused until nothing else worked. Even Alt-Tab seems to work for me now too. It would freeze every time I tried, when I had two monitors still hooked up.

I finally fixed it on my system last night. I tried changing borderless windows, experimenting with suggested graphics changes one by one, setting the frame rate to unlimited, turning off v-sync. Kept freezing several times an hour until I unplugged my second monitor. Haven’t had any problems since. If you have dual…