I had a lot of trouble controlling my temper when I was younger so I have several disappointing moments. The best (worst) happened while playing, of all games possible, Riddick Bowe boxing on SNES. The way I remember it, the game was definitely cheating, and I couldn’t get past a certain point. I thought I was home by…

“I love watching Howard and Jordan shoot free throws all night”, said no fan of basketball ever. That series is unwatchable.

The scene in Gladiator where he turns around and takes his helmet off to tell Commodus his name gets me every time.

I busted this bad boy out a couple months ago and had somehow forgotten how bad it was until I saw the first blue box and went, “oh yeah”.

Maybe I could stop breaking PS4 controllers if I looked down and saw Joypad, instead of looking down and spiking the black thing that is touching my hands.

It told me that I was 35 and said my bitch ass older sister was 32. Fuck that app.

I see that they also de-listed themselves from being traded on the NYSE. Only good reason that I can see by doing that is to avoid being involuntarily de-listed. This tells me that they don’t believe that they meet all the listing requirements anymore (most relate to changes in your current business model or market…

“and please stay tuned for further announcements.”

I vaguely remembered this one and had to find it. Thank you for reminding me about the commercials.

You mean like this chestnut? I was the only person that I knew that had one. I had Keith Courage, Bonk’s Revenge, Space Harrier, and the worst basketball game ever. There’s no telling how many hours I put into Bonk and Keith Courage. I would always go up to the counter at Blockbuster and ask if they were ever going to…

“You ain’t good enough to be an asshole!”

I just realized it’s a Dunrid Psion, every time. I’ve only hired a Dunrid Psion once, when I first got my stronghold. If my other hirelings see us fighting, they will join in and fight me though.

Has anyone had a problem with hirelings attacking you on sight when you enter the throne room? I accidentally hit a hireling with an AOE attack during my first manual defense, and ever since, any person that I hire, attacks me when I enter the throne room. The game pauses to signify an enemy encounter as soon as I…

That was weeks ago, motha fucka!

He didn't yell "Judo Chop", so it's technically not a foul.

The first two weeks with Simcity 2013. Easily the most frustrated that I've ever gotten while doing anything on a PC. I'm getting pissed off just thinking about it.

I have a bad temper and no patience. My neighbors should have a great week.

I think you meant street walker. Or street cricket.

I don't want to live in a world where Sid Meier can't get the money he needs to do whatever he wants. I have to believe that he isn't proud of Starships on PC.