um...ok...”Jesus Christ is BACK...as Indiana Jones!”

He’d just be steaming or grilling 8-10 pounds of cod each episode.

*The Rock then jams his prosthetic leg through the man’s sternum.*

Sadly, the rights for “Can You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?” went to Kid Rock instead.

It would only work on TVs equipped with Smell-O-Vision.

We Want the Millenial Stoner Demographic: The Movie

Coming soon: Kung Fu Hippy, from Gangsta City

The sequel will be called Cowboy Ninja Viking 2: Astronaut Olympian Brain Surgeon 

Cowboy Ninja Viking 2: Cowboy Ninja Viking vs Pirate Samurai Knight

The Philly Life Begins at Conceptions will be your side.

Whew.

Fucking richies ruined Brooklyn and forced out brown people. I hope they all die in an artisanal pizza oven explosion.

Always a good read every time this talentless clown shows up.

The Star Wars movies are now officially for old people

he could have made a living riding Terminator X’s ostriches and jousting with other people. 

hopefully with a lot less animal torture. *sad slide whistle*

A pack of wild dogs will attack and kill a wounded member.

It’s not the size of your rocket, it’s the angle of reentry.

Except she hasn’t accused anyone of doing anything. She said she was sexually assaulted as a child. She didn’t name her accuser or suggest she was going to bring this to trial. No burden of proof is needed because no accusation has been lodged.

I guess you could say those bikes have gone... incognito.