Given the numerous mistakes in this, I’m a little surprised there’s no reference to Bowie’s time in The Monkees.

Great Job, Internets are barely around

You should have included the final announcement regarding the switch to Kinja wherein Sean O’Neil, the other editor and the (especially) Kinja techs became increasingly belligerent and dismissive of the commenters’ concerns. With the Kinja techs eventually admitting that user experience isn’t their concern and that it…

No obviously he is going to be his new Director of the TTT the Trump Terror Team its the new private police force that Trump is secretly creating to be led by Ollie North to replace the FBI and CIA.

Just after I talked shit about him on the AV Club!

“It works every time.”

If they can do this to Juggalos, they can do this to Bon Jovi fans.

I grew up with John Huston’s rich, gorgeous voice as Gandalf, and that’s still who I hear, forever.

Indeed - Huston is the definitive Gandalf voice in my brain, and will be until the lights fade for me. McKellen makes a passable replacement, but is still an usurper. I listened to that goddamn LP record set again and again until every song and line of dialog imprinted in my neurons...

Yes! there is something terribly wrong with you, ill make an appointment with my doctor, Dr. Tom Bombadil. He will prescribe something.

Ahh, okay. Too many Tolkien toons around the same time.

Is there something wrong with me? This song still makes me cry

Haha. Thanks! I’m surprised I’ve gone this long without confusing those two names before. I’m pretty bad about doing that with other name combinations.

Yes!! How the heck have I remembered that movie but have forgetten about the Trancer Santa and Holly Hunter’s helper elf!? Oh yeah: puffin McPuffin Stuff.

He is already claiming to be the first rock star to be sued for sexual assualt.

I doubt these guys are big on Taylor Swift; she’s more of a Lizzie gal.

Don’t forget that Cobra is a Christmas movie. Also I Come In Peace.

Die Hard.

I really don’t want to take a side in this. Can we just be rid of him AND the National Enquirer?