I’m just remembering how this ferociously awful Kinja system was developed by post-Soviet Hungarians in Hungary by Nick Denton because that’s where disgraced and defeated Gawker founder Nick Denton’s family is from. A proprietary format they “developed” and is such a piece of nasty bad shit. Kinja is the fucking…
I thought he was in Phoebe Cates’ chimney.
But really, how often did he wax his turtle in the first place?
Sounds like a question for Mike Judge.
Ripped off George Best: I spent a lot of money on booze, women, and cars. The rest I squandered.
“you treat your stepmother with respect Pantera” is still one of the funniest fuckin lines ever.
To be, or not to be: that is the question that preoccupies our pterodactyl people, Captain. We need breathing room!
It was a Pterodactyl too, voiced by none other than Basil Exposition.
Looking for implied Judeo-Christian manifestations in entertainment, no matter how absurdly placed, has long been a hobby. My favourite is The Grinch Who Stole Christmas: if there’s a Who-Christmas, there had to have been a Who-Jesus. And Who-Romans. And a Who-Crucifixion. And probably Who-Pagans whose feasting and…
Does it make me an awful person, that a significant factor in my decision to not have children is that I do not want to be forced to endure watching these goddamn children’s programs with my kid?
Godspeed, John Slade. You taught me that every good hero has some theme music.
I guess were all gonna have to grow up now.
Kay-Bee Toys for life. 100 West Street represent, yo.
i’m dying, meet me at the cemetery gates.
Is it wrong not to always be glad?
He will tweet once. Get halfway through his second tweet. And then cancel his next 10 planned tweets.
The members of Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show are taking this opportunity to pool their money together in hopes of making their collective dream a reality.
WTF!?!?! I saw zero advertisments for this. What I did see was CN saying new episodes of all of its shows will air on FRIDAYS. But they dump this unannounced on a Sunday during Football and the Emmys? Fuck you, CN. Your scheduling is atrocious and has been for quite some time. Get it together. Just to spite you, I’m…