Thanks, Berlusconi

You put money on the white guy, didn’t you

I, unrepentantly, watched it on some bootleg French stream

Patrick Stewart KISSING Steve Railsback... it’s the perfect movie

Mathilda May can over-saturate everything as far I’m concerned

I first saw it as a kid on HBO, and I thought every movie would, and should, have a naked space vampire

RIP... The world needs more hot naked space vampires

Spent waaaaaaay to much money on a preorder of Criterion’s Olympic box set

The seemingly endless undercards put me to sleep far before the actual fight

Joe Piscopo: Will His Star Ever Stop Rising?

Oh how I long for the days of “Dramatic Chipmunk”

At the risk of infantilizing one of the more interesting... special dispensation... that wasn’t enough cuteness to ward off whatever evils bedevil you today

The one where Tick gets an evil mustache

I guess the lord must be in... Jersey City

NOAA missed a perfect opportunity to name this hurricane “Hillary” (Yes, I know that it was already named a few years before)

Trumpy IS the, barely, natural disaster

What the Frak!

I need to seek out Bronson Lee, Champion

Just like Buckaroo Banzai

There’s power in Satan