Can I pronounce "GIF" any way I want?

And to think, in the end, I never figured out why I had ten different Disqus accounts, all with the same user name/avatar, that would login and out at random

I guess it's time to fly away, hanging from a giant bat, while "Yor's World" is blaring in the background….. YOR'S WORLD… HE'S THE MAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A friend of mine worked as an editor for a few porn mags in the 90's. She told me once that the letters she would receive for the Legs mag would eloquently describe the beauty of women, go into intricate detail of pantyhose or nylons, and quite often contain a Shakespeare quote… The letters she would get for the Boobs…

Avatar is more of a rip off of "The Word For World is Forest"

I'm not even bother watching the video and just assume that the Sergeant from "Iron Eagle IV" isn't even in it

Andy Warhol filmed a guy sleeping for 8 hours but couldn't shoot any footage of the Velvet Underground

The NRA missed the free agent deadline so Fisk signed with the White Sox

Look at Adolf. He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a Jewish doorman

Does that mean that the Romulans are Provos?

Yet, Dusseldorf is such an unfunny city

Steamers…( steam clams for those of you off Cape Cod) that my mother made when I got home from the bulk of my cancer treatment. All the in and out of hospitals, chemotherapy, and radiation treatments and biopsies, and major surgeries, not to forget the grapefruit sized tumor wrapped around my esophagus and vocal…

I thought that was because the Great Leader is just some twisted ass-freak

Not shit!… Energy!

One of my favorite actors, and my favorite counterargument to the "Sean Bean always dies" meme

*masturbates while humming "Wild Blue Yonder"

That's why I added "remade" in 1956 most of the story was still classified, and, yes, it wasn't very good

Of course they were badasses, they had Mr. Miyagi

WWII movies that need to be made/remade…
1… Soviet/Finnish War
2… Operation Mincemeat
3… Mers Al Kebir
4… Siege of Malta
5… Dieppe

Army of Shadows