The Altered State Formerly Part Of Drugachussets

Nothing tops "Brass Bonanza"… Has it really been 20 years already?

Can we have a moment of silence to remember the loss of the second greatest sports team theme song of all time… "San Diego Super Chargers!"

Finally, a Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors movie!

Why isn't this opening on SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!…?

Lee Majors was killed in a daring rescue attempt to save Santa Claus

More people would know this if Christina Applegate said it while wearing a halter top

So they owe Willie Dixon MORE money?

Clearance Day… twice the goods for half the pay

"Stone Cold"… great motorcycle vs. helicopter scene, or greatest motorcycle vs. helicopter scene ever filmed?

Spoiler… Barbara Hershey dies in the end

But according to "Fantasy Mission Force", he's not suitable for military action

Drop that stereo before I blow your gosh darn knees off, Eggroll!

"There is an excruciatingly long early scene in which Harmon is menaced by a remote-controlled drone with a plastic assault rifle glued to the bottom"… The world needs you, Andy Sidaris, now more than ever!

She's survived by her uncle who thinks he's St. Jerome

… Seven verses later…

King of Hearts of Darkness

RIP Tom Neyman. The Master from "Manos the Hands of Fate"

I thought they were looking for a live rooster

If he ran faster, Archie might well have lived