Well it woke up some kid in the London Metro

Whenever any celebrity does something like this all I can think of is Rick Ducommun's scene in "Last Action Hero"

I'm not a bagist, some of my best friends are totes

Looks like we don't have to vote for Trump after all. Take that, Shkreli

So it's Chuck E Cheese now

"What is so important that you need to interrupt me in my private reflection period?"

Shaun Ryder says Jesus was a black man

This is one Santa who's going out the front door.

Stepfather 3 is hilariously awful

AD 1972 opens with a great battle between Cushing and Lee, too bad the rest of the movie couldn't be like that

I think I have PTSD from the opening of "Twilight Zone: The Movie", scared the hell out of me when I first saw it, and still makes me cringe every time I watch it

To quote David Peary's 'Cult Movies'…. "They look and swing like the Yankees, they connect like the Mets"

We don't care; we're the Phone Company

Best horror video game… "System Shock 2"

Just as long as it isn't that horrible version with the added scenes with Debbie Rochon et al..

*Holds up Mouse*… Computer?

Provincetown: The Movie… It's just an endless loop of the volleyball scene from Top Gun

If Deirdre Skye is there, then so am I

It's a New Jack World War, You need a New Jack Cop

Now the U.N. will have enough votes to pass draft resolution 15432 B amendment 47, and intervene to put an end to the Serbian siege of Sarajevo