She can't, God stuck her in a tree

Sorry we changed your patch, Gary… Yeah, it won't happen again, probably

Where I come from everybody hates the Yankees

Otto Piffl from "One Two Three"

"Im Staub der Sterne" AKA "In the Dust of the Stars" everything you'd expect in an East German SciFi movie from the 1970's only infinitely crazier and with more nudity

I can't wait for Vanna White to sell off all his furniture

Behind the Music: Ninja Rap

Does anybody know who Mandy Long is? I tried looking her up, found nothing, and was hoping the review of this episode would have information

They should have kept its original title: "Home For Purim"

As I was reading this, I seriously thought that was some kind of metaphor

I live in Provincetown… I have

Too bad Robert Maplethorpe is no longer alive to shove a wand up Dumbledore's ass

What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a
permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a DOZEN
years, even you may be worth something.

"Force 11 From Navarone"

"From the Hip" would like a word with you

The preacher said a prayer.
Save every single hair on his head.
He's dead.
The minister of hate had just arrived too late to be spared.
Who cared?
The weaver in the web that he made!

"And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten."

Adolf Hitler is fucking Matt Damon

And still no "Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League"

15 million starving North Koreans agree