"Thanksgiving Wide Shut"

Hey, where's "Trancers"

ISIS stole from the Egyptain Goddess, U2 are here to steal it back

Emerson Lake and Palmer apologize for "Tarkus" but it takes at least six hours across three records to do so

Ducks will fuck up your world, then fuck you hard with a corkscrew dick

Don't blame me, I drive a diesel Volkswagen Beetle

There are two rules to remember if you want to have a good time… Rule #1: Never run out of Colt 45. Rule 2: NEVER shave off Billy Dee's mustache

Now I'll never again be able to request "S.F. Sorrow is Born" at Applebee's

Providence Friars Football! Undefeated since 1941!

Hey, my, very pregnant with me, mother was an extra in "Jaws" and I live in Provincetown… *Locks doors*

Fine, I'll go somewhere else for a Billy Beer with a splash of holy water

Hey, you'll never see the Bee Gees and Peter Frampton starring in "Their Satanic Majesties Request: The Movie"

Thankfully, my "Corvette Summer" memorabilia collection is safe

Wrestlers never die; they are just really, really, good at maintaining kayfabe

I'm no racist, I'm a bloody englishman, the fairest people on the planet, now get in there and kick his black ass you stupid shit-shovelling Mick!

Why does Cartoon Network always cut the full intro of Gumball?

Spoilers…. President Ford surrenders to our new North Vietnamese overlords

Pinko-Atheist-Commies are going to make the sun set in the east again!

Beware the Curse of Brian Jones' Tomb

Cam Neely scoring after leveling Wembley was definitely a highlight