Not one of them is a Golan-Globus Production…. Blasphemy!

So much power in my hands!

Nowhere near a nice job as the cats singing Mclusky's "Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues"

The Who "A Quick One, While He's Away"…. At least three live version from "Monterey Pop", "Rock and Roll Circus", and "Live at Leeds"

There was nothing better than finally catching one of those damn A-Wings in your tractor beam and then killing them slowly

The commanding officer needs to reprimand the TIE Bomber pilot; she's a bomber not a fighter

Not enough flying close to the enemy ships to "inspect" them

Damn you, Not Me the Ghost!

You should've applied to RISD where the About Us is simply: Fuck You!

All I want for Christmas is a full length "Night the Reindeer Died" with Lee Majors

Benghazi Against The World Crime League

From a Dutch punk band, I would expect a hell of lot more shitty Euro Techno-Pop

That's a lot of Freds

Will he fuck a mannequin? If not, I want no part of it.

If he can only find a white man to re-record it, he'd be a millionaire

This week's "Regular Show" out Adventure-Timed "Adventure Time"

Most beers use an incredible amount of preservatives for the American versions

I saw the headline and immediately thought: "Friday"

When one of the refinery workers says that Kroll ripped through a pipe likes it's cardboard is my favorite moment in Dr. Who

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