"Christmas has already been saved" says Ernest

Zombi 4

I'll wait for the Frankenstein origin story in which Archeduke Abby Normal leads both sides of the Austro-Hungarian Empire into the Battle of Karánsebes

Rudy Ray Moore is…..The Blackula Tornado!

Jess Franco's Count Dracula

I can't wait for "This Ain't XX: The Offical XXX Parody"

I guess it's better than the dog on "Meddle"

I'm stuck in a corner frantically spinning the trackball

American Samurai

What I think is funny about NFL cheerleaders is that on TV it would appear the cheerleaders are prominently front and center, but if you go to the game they are completely hidden among 50k+ people

It's certainly cheaper than the time Scott Thompson sold his jacket to Satan in order to get marijuana dreadlocks

Dracula A.D. 1972 had Stephanie Beacham's amazing cleavage

Have him watch the video, then tell everyone you can to disappear for a while

God to City: "Drop Dead"

Topless Christian Found In Headless Bar

I love torturing my cousins to the tune of "Cousin Kevin"

Sidehackers

Did Ursula LeGuin come over the top and counter-sue?

Soon I'll be able to pay off the $1000 for a Beatles reunion

Kanye is Lucinda Dickey?