I'm hoping the 2014 Year of the Rigby is better than 2013. In 2013 I was diagnosed with cancer, spent most of the year in the hospital, and didn't even get an "I'm Eggcellent" trucker's hat

Not At All Legal

Because Netflix is Xilften spelled backwards

Mother, May I sleep with the Today Show?

Peter O'Toole, Richard Burton, Oliver Reed, and Richard Harris can now truly raise Hell together

Maybe it will star Mick Jagger's not entirely nude younger brother

I don't know what was funnier: High-Five Ghost wearing a parachute, or the horrified expression he had before jumping out the plane

Space Herpes

Conspiracy-A-Go-Go

They missed an awesome High-Five Ghost moment with the Return if the Jedi reference at the end

You know who else has a horrible new website design?…….. My Mom!

This new redesign is the Thomas' Story of redesigns

Yul Brynner faked his death as well; go ahead and smoke

But, you know, we prefer you win

I hope they rewind the movie before they return it

I have 10,000 tickets to Cats when all I need was the Phantom

Will we ever find out why the laptop kept moving?

And then slams into the doorway

The way Pops says "Tants" is worth an A by itself

My Purity Ring now means Nothing! NOTHING!