Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

We are through the looking glass here, people

Wait...did io9 just re-post a Jalopnik article which re-posted an original io9 article?

Don't even get me started on the Lamborghini engine soundtrack, the pop off roof, being able to crawl down onto the landing gear from the inside of the plane, finding an ethernet cord long enough on a plane to go from the "server" (Ha!) through the landing gear well and to the ground, the plane being even remotely…

The employee has been terminated.

It's not often a news anchor gets to use a story to reefer to her own business.

Wow, how blunt of her.

A useless product? Dude, are you serious? I don't drink Gatorade. I don't particularly care for it. But useless? Just because deadspin writers don't like the taste of Gatorade doesn't make it useless. Literally — not using that word incorrectly here — millions and millions of people voluntary choose to drink Gatorade…

This article is another example of the abundant cynicism on the internet. Why can't Yankee fans just enjoy the commercial without having bored sports "journalists" write scathing, baseless articles?

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

You are, frankly, an ignorant fool.

According to Inside, nobody was at the Bic Camera in Tokyo's Shinjuku, either

You can't. They had to treat it as a birth/abandonment until that was ruled out. Once they found out it was a miscarriage, they dropped the police investigation. The part about praying was that he was praying the mother was safe. Lindy just didn't bother watching the video on rawstory.

6 characters, 8 cars and 16 tracks for $12 is DLC pricing done right.

I think that all indications suggest that Manziel will be the greatest player ever to play the game. Consider these facts:

I just think a giant human is going to sit on Johnny's head and that will be that.

I read a lot of people's comments before posting this because I was shocked that no one has said this previously... What happened to the old adage, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"? You know, that saying that everybody made fun of George Bush for when he said it wrong?

Not essential items? I say for 1 month all women boycott menstral products. We don't wear 'em. We leave pools of blood on subway seats, clots on the seats in restaurants, and splotches on the benches in malls and parks. Yup we walk around with big red stains on our clothes, we bike around with blood trickling down…

Totally agree. First it was Obamacare, now it's free-optional extra downloads for a video game that may or may not be only available in Japan. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??????????!

Why are people being such assholes about this? Who cares? There are tons of kart options in Mario Kart 8, and these three Mercedes options are literally just three more added to the list. You don't have to drive them. Just stick to what you like. But I'm sure there are a lot of people out there that are excited about…