Sam Hinkie's mother was a jackal!

Heh. So am I a smartass or a motherfucker? Pick one, geez. Hey, why are you punching me?!

These two are gonna break the fictional record set by Seven Days In Hell

Go Process Go!!!

Remember when the Hinkie-Heads declared "the Process" was a success after landing the rights to this guy?

Court wasn't fired he was paid six figures to walk away. He was paid over $300,000 for killing somebody. Dude should become a hitman. He definitely has the temperament for the job.

And you know some of those psycho regents and boosters are saying in private, "Look, I'm sorry the kid died, but if he couldn't handle a little heat and discipline, he shouldn't have been playing football in the first place. This game of ours separates the men from the boys."

If the NFL ever went all the way and banned blocking and tackling, would you still watch?

Mine were Rick Ankiel and Colon. Bartolo's the Kevin Bacon of this shit.

I can’t believe you’re all getting on this guy! McCarthy’s comedy stylings have been hugely influential. Here’s just one of many examples:

Waffle Crisp! Waffle Crisp!

Carpenter: Hey! He’s reaching outside the regulation playing surface. That’s not the Cardinal Way!

The stolen base thing is one reason why I’m an anti-stathead. Most people would agree that stolen bases and stolen base attempts are fun, but along came Bill James saying in a nerd voice, “Well actually, if you’re successful on less than 75 percent of your SB attempts, you’re mathematically sub-optimal and your tactic…

It’s like the normal order has flipped. All these years, I’ve been told that you can take or leave the regular season, but the REAL action is in the playoffs. It’s all about that Ring. Now that the Warriors have made the championship anticlimactic, the best way to watch the NBA is to focus on the great players who…

I’m copping that album RIGHT NOW!

He’s gonna take down the Green Monster one of these days.

I apologize for talking about an old post, but which player goes for winners most often? Who is tennis’ Russell Westbrook?

I see Rex Ryan and he’s ecstatic to be linked with a woman known for her feet.

Iso ball isn’t my favorite style either, but I like that the Rockets are using a different style from the Warriors. I don’t want every team imitating the pace-and-space approach. Sports are more interesting when there are many different styles, even if they are mathematically or aesthetically sub-optimal.

How much do you wish that somebody pulled the back of that chair down the second after that photo was taken?