Thank you, Michael Myers! Your totally rad breakdancing has just saved our rec center!

Nice to see Henry Kane still in good voice.

Damn, you had to use THAT picture. I ain’t gonna get any sleep tonight. Dude looks like a ventriloquist ‘s dummy who came to life and is about to kill somebody.

Why can’t your Rex Ryan character replace the actual Rex Ryan on ESPN?

I thought he was just talking about these players’ star power(i.e. casual fan recognition, endorsements, etc.) which isn’t totally connected to one’s on or off-field accomplishments. Then I read his tweet where he encourages everyone to come up with her own criteria and so I agree with Smoking Fastball that this is…

Ryan Murphy is the showrunner version of the wrestler Sabu. Sabu doesn’t do cohesive matches so much as string dangerous, high-flying spots together. Murphy crams in as many “shocking” scenes as he can without regard to plotting.

I wonder what’s the deal with Billie Lourd’s character. She’s Kai’s sister and she took Ally’s son to watch the Changs get murdered, so she’s most likely part of the cult, but why would Kai send his sister to harass this family? What makes Ally and her family so important other than the fact that she’s played by Sarah…

Sooooo, she can get a wildcard entry into the U.S. Open now, right? Come on, the tournament’s barely started.

And congratulations on your tweet in response to Stewart. Add a couple of zeros to that four and you have a prime Ty Cobb season or Ichiro if he played during Deadball.

Bleached- “Wednesday Night Melody”

Federer is almost undoubtedly the greatest men’s player of all time, but he’d be ranked like, 700, on the alien circuit.

Mike feels that Mike did Mike dirty, while Mike is mad that Mike just can’t be happy for Mike. Sometimes, Mikes grow apart.

These two seem to be obsessed with female dogs and gardening implements for some reason.

Windsor’s in the Musecage. These little bastards need to learn the nuances of a 4-4-2 or to expand their route tree. THAT’S their damn orange slice.

“Heard it in a LOOOOVE song”. I know that was the Marshall Tucker Band, but the picture made me think of that.

There needs to be an investigation on why the Spanish government is persecuting its wealth creators.

The Pecker is on a Tivo mission for the Y-O-U.

So is NJ Transit just gonna fuck with this guy for the rest of his life?

What makes a slam dunk champion?

I’m kinda ignorant about tennis history so I’m just asking. Why doesn’t Court rank high among all-time greats? It seems everybody ranks her behind the Williamses, Graf, Evert, and Navratilova. I think people rank her behind King, even though they were contemporaries. I suspect the main reason is because she lost the…