My mother used this tactic growing up. If me and my sister were fighting she would threaten, “Don’t make me start singing!” She would then start singing church hymns in her off key, tone deaf voice. It was always more obnoxious than my sister and usually worked.

Yep, hubs work fine. I recommend a powered hub if you have a bunch of devices.

You are correct; seeking asylum is not a criminal act. Crossing the border illegally is. One can apply for asylum from anywhere. Those proceedings can begin from the immigrants home country or any other country. They can show up to a port of entry and seek asylum. Now, our ports of entry and asylum process is backed…

They do break a law if they cross the border illegally. It’s a misdemeanor crime. If they attempt re-entry again it is a felony. They can show up to a port of entry and ask for asylum. They can also begin asylum proceedings before even reaching the border. The problem is that many cross the border illegally and that…

You could add on a powered USB hub for expansion. Also, they expect you to use Joy Cons and Pro controllers to get to 8. I pity whomever has to play with a single joy con.... ugh.

You could add on a powered USB hub for expansion. Also, they expect you to use Joy Cons and Pro controllers to get…

Does anybody know if the adapter works with an old Wavebird Controller (aka the greatest game controller ever made)?

Does anybody know if the adapter works with an old Wavebird Controller (aka the greatest game controller ever made)?

Don’t get me wrong, the graphics were astounding, the world looks developed, and the acting was really good. I love a game with a good story. I play mostly single player games. However, the absolute nonsense of it all was too much. I’m hoping the game will be good, but this marketing is just nonsensical.

You forgot the crate collecting simulator.

This trailer made me want the game less. First it was a crate collecting sim, followed by a floating fetus, and a bunch of nonsense dialog. What is so appealing?

I have to disagree. Halo:CE, CTF, Blood Gulch. Driving those warthogs around the map, swinging it ever so perfectly to get the backdoor of the opponents base, nabbing the flag, and booking it in the warthog is the best video game vehicle experience ever. In your haste you hit a bump, flip the warthog, and then have to…

Do you not wash your asshole before you dry it off? Is it not just as clean at that point as the rest of your body?

Good batch this week! Been a long time since I got a chuckle from Nerd Rage.

I set the butter dish on top of the toaster while I’m toasting the bread. Works well enough to soften the outside to make my snack.

Title of your sex tape.

Do those tools even exist for Switch yet? I know the first homebrew is just starting to happen, but interacting with games is still not a thing as far as I know.

Transparency is a load of bull.
Nvidia, if you want to have transparency here are a few ideas.

Those are definitely impressive numbers. I’m curious to know how that compares to other big console exclusive games from last year. Horizon Zero Dawn? Persona 5? Others?

Remember, Kotaku is not a professional journalism outlet, but a blog. Professional journalists have to have things proofread, while blogs don’t. As a novice, I always find one or two grammar or spelling errors in most posts.

Our first just turned one and I feel we’ve been really lucky with this sleep. I think the thing we did to help the most was to give him no crutches when he sleeps so that he has learned to put himself to sleep.

What, in your opinion, would be an appropriate firearm for a citizen to own?