OF COURSE HE'S NOT BLIND! Why else would he write, "Isn't she lovely?" if he didn't ALREADY KNOW SHE'S LOVELY??!!!!!????? Do you think the song is him actually asking?

Wait...his name is DICK KAEGEL?? Surprised the headline isn't: A's Clinch!

When Ned Yost was born, he was wrapped in bunting.

"Near surgical precision". The culprit is obviously Itchy.

I didn't even know he was in the NFL.

Totally agree. So why mention something that is so easily verifiable as wrong? If you don't know Hebrew/Christian mythology, why use it at all?

I realize this is a troll attempt, and even if the story is taken as an allegory or whatever, the type of fruit is never mentioned so, no, I don't think it was really an apple.

Exactly my point. It was intended as a place for lots and lots of sex.

The Garden of Eden was intended to be a place without sex? Huh?

I only get my violets from overseas, personally, so I can relate.

I love the show, but the time jump will be very disappointing given how last season ended. Capone saying, "Now let's figure out who dies" (or something close to that) to end the season....now we don't get to see who dies? Sucks.

He'd have enough money if he'd put his six-string in hock.

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He shouldn't spend his money on the Bills. He's gotta' hold on to what he's got.

Maybe he should try opening his eyes.

(multiple self-inflicted facial stab wounds)

your head is really, really big. I now want a Jumbo Jack and 2 tacos for $.99

Definitely take the money now. The chance of her playing actual baseball in college via athletic scholarship is really, really remote.

Not pictured: the resulting grease fire after they embraced.

BREAKING: GAY PLAYER IN A MACHO ATMOSPHERE HAS A BEARD