Sometimes, spoilers are necessary. Case in point: when I lived in Taiwan, I would get really cheap VCDs on my way home from school. One time, I got "The Crying Game" cause I had never actually seen it. My roommate and I watched it, and when it got to the famous scene in the shower, the powers that be edited out the…

Well, that bear is super cute.

Oh man. I really enjoy the "THANKS OBAMA" meme or whatever. Never saw this one before.

Yep. It was really frustrating.

Look! I'm your father!

What exactly is "pre-law"?

64º sure is nice. But Central Florida? I'll stick with my -14º in Chicago.

I think Tali Zorah [lastname] would be really pretty. And for people who are "traditionalists" about names, etc., it might help if you realize that Tali is actually a Hebrew name. It's derived from Tal, which means "morning dew". I actually knew someone with this name. And Zorah is a town in Israel, but is also the…

Ugh. I dated this guy when I first moved to NYC. After we broke up, we remained friends and hung out quite a bit. His friends were all pretty fun, except when it came to eating out together. They were so nitpicky about everything. Every meal we had would end in a 15 minute conversation about who owed what. It was…

Sounds like my friend who used to pull that shit in high school. We didn't always do it, but sometimes she would insist because she didn't have cash, and then she'd end up taking our money and paying with her rich father's credit card. We tried calling her out on it a few times, but she always had some unfathomably…

Haha. I have no idea who that is. And besides, I just wanted an excuse to make someone else think about Mario Batali in skinny jeans (and crocs).

Hmm. Everything, you say. Even Mario Batali?

Oh, so only tourists get mugged? My broken nose begs to differ.

When it comes to the Latin alphabet, I have pretty fantastic handwriting. I've always been very interested in handwriting. When I got my first calligraphy set when I was 9 or 10 years old, I was in heaven and would spend hours working on blackletter and uncial, etc. My Chinese is pretty good as well, but I took a few…

Maybe he doesn't have the budget to tip everyone indiscriminately, so he has found a method that works for him. You obviously don't agree with it, so I guess that means that you give everyone you ever have had dealings with huge tips? Because I mean, always a Jesus, never a devil, right?

Heh, thanks. When I've played it with my friends from college, it's usually really good. This group was just off, for whatever reason.

Ha. Well, I have since moved to a different city, so this won't be a problem.

But the problem with Apples to Apples is that everyone has to be on board. I played it with a group of friends once. I think it was just 5 or 6 of us. These people are all really funny but for whatever reason they played the game so literally. When the word was "Graceful" and I played "Helen Keller", not a single one…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this will only work if you're posted at the bar for the night AND it's a slow/quiet evening. I can't tell you the number of times I've ordered at a bar where the tips of several guests before me are still waiting to be collected. And since most places seem to pool tips, your $5 bill could…

I take it where you grew up you didn't have the Melon Head urban legend (WHICH IS NOT A LEGEND; I SWEAR IT'S REAL). See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_hea…