If you bite, it defeats the purpose and function of dick sucking lips.

Well...this is dumb...WTF? people? Verison’s main color is red. It has always been red. If it was AT and T, it would be blue. Their map of coverage has ALWAYS been red. That is like someone getting mad because the black side of a yen yang is symbolic for evil. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN BLACK, long before that term…

Man...Liberals (Not all...just the ones here, right now, on this forum..and my liberal friends on Facebook) are a nasty lot when they lose. It’s okay. It won’t hurt forever. I promise. When that asshat, Obama, got reelected, I felt much as you do now. It’s all over. Everything is going to go to shit now...yada…

I guess people just didn’t understand what you were trying to do here. I get it...I think. But many felt like you were pooping on their beloved sci-fi movies. I thought “Space Pirates” would have worked well on this list, or maybe “Space Hunter”.

I love Fifth Element, but I agree with you. There are things that were so terrible in those movies. Milla did NOT know how to throw a punch yet (She definitely learned to fight for scenes later, though), and she as convincing of a lethal weapon as a box of kittens would be. The humor was often “role your eyes”…

The real question on all our minds...is she anatomically correct?

Am I the only one that thinks this looks kinda Dumb? Probably...but that’s okay.

Man...WHY do so many of these stories start with “Craigeslist”?

Was there any connection between her and the place that you saw her?

I think that, because sleep paralysis looks a little like spiritual attacks, that many people’s stories get written off as sleep paralysis when it is, in fact, an attack. I am not given to fantastic thinking ever. I am a solid skeptic. But, long before I learned about sleep paralysis or demon attacks, I had a dream…

I think they are still considered an unknown. I’ve seen footage that may or may not have been faked of shadow people. In fact, the only compelling footage (And, by compelling, I mean...not obviously faked or staged) that I’ve ever seen on Ghosthunters involves a shadow person at the top of the stairs in a lighthouse…

That’s scary!

Well. She did just RUN out in front of the car, so there may have been some self determination there...but I have another...less provable theory that our sub-conscious is non-linear. This would explain ALL kinds of shit I’m not going into here, like residual haunting and esp...shit like that. Point being, though we…

Sleep walking can happen to anyone if they are tired enough when they go to bed, and that might explain the butcher knives. But..there would certainly seem to be a pattern of someone still caring after your home, even though they have long since passed away.

I really like this story. It has none of the typical marks of a made up tale...and it is unusual to any other story I’ve heard. I tend to find it believable, but I have zero explanation for it. My initial thoughts were that it was a residual haunt, like a tape recorder just playing itself out, but you disappearing…

Weird! this sounds a lot like a premise of an episode of Star Trek: Next Generation that involves a family romancing ghost complete with glowing green eyes.

Looks like the girl in the second trek picture is having triblets! LOL

I don’t mean to be a doubting Thomas here, but some of these stories are too good to be true. And...though they have different user names, many of them throughout these posts have similar writing styles/ errors in them. For example...MANY of the stories struggle with tense, switching from past tense to present…

Our spirit was Greg (I just hesitated in even spelling the name out with this silly apprehension about invoking his name). He was mostly useless, but he became my local ouija haunt. The other people at that board would get other spirits when they played with other people, but not me. Greg manifested on every board…

This was a very enjoyable read...but...I really don’t believe the Venga story. It SCREAMS of “creepy pasta”, and actually bares a striking similarity to slender man. I think it is a bull shit story. Sorry.