Oh, fuck him.

“Damon’s problem is he’s a good 6 hours from the ocean.”

Well, when was the last time you saw a vampire, or even heard about one prowling around? Thanks, Abe.

It's not easy being green

Wolseley. We added a trunk to the Mini so now you can bring a puppy without a cumbersome roof carrier.

If you where at a ballgame you would pay 7 bucks for a Coors, this is 70 dollars for a warm can of Coors. 

Amarillo trim. My only association with “Amarillo” is the eye-watering, face-puckering, nasal assault from the fecund, festering, feces of 10,000,ooo cattle.

Cars, like everything else in life, are political.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

You paid $8 to see a movie about a tire that kills people. You were warned.

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

I’ll remember this alibi next time I’m caught at a truck stop.

I’d ride most of the things in this article.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Will it do 185?

Taking your foot off the gas would help

The brakes are a good place to start!

I’ve had 8 since 1984 and mine were all fine. I have a 2017 Jetta sitting outside that’s about to have 100,000 miles on it with absolutely no issues.

You need to wake up pal. It’s almost 2020. VWs isn’t making the Corrado anymore and they’ve become very reliable. Folks you know either don’t care for their vehicles or are still driving junk cars from VAGs bygone era. Ever check out JD Powers recently or Consumers ? VAG cars doing pretty good, as are other German…