They were fired because the political cartoons on the wrapper are supposed to be prepared by two associates, maximum. They will never get to all the cops in the store at this speed.

My brain knows that grains of rice in a salt shaker do not make the salt “dirty” but goddamn if he can get my heart to believe it...

Lettuce is as important as tomato, but I disagree with your choice. For me the “L” is there mostly for texture, plus a little bit of green flavor. Spinach lacks the crisp texture and provides wayyy too much green for my taste. My choice would be Bibb/Boston. The greener parts of Romaine work just fine too if I’m being…

The ones I eat out of season are usually canned. If not, then plum or cherry/grape. And I often roast the cherry tomatoes, either 10-15 minutes at 400, or an hour or two at 250. Ot oven dry the plum tomatoes for 12- 16 hours at 180 or so. But nothing is as good as an in season heirloom and I don’t know why anybody…

Such signs inevitably run into the “No spitting on the floor. —The Management” problem. They imply that the establishment is infested by scum, which insults the reader and/or convinces them not to return so as to avoid scum.

I eat a lot of tomatoes, in and out of season. I read the first line after the jump and thought that David Chang should never be allowed to write a food opinion ever again.

Start a rumor that there is a curse on anyone who steals the salt and pepper shakers. Fake a letter to the editor of the local newspaper claiming to be from an out of towner who wants help returning stolen shakers because things started going terribly wrong after they stole the shakers.

Uk person here. Palmier. Never heard of the other name.

Palmier.  I had never heard of that pastry until I saw Great British Bake Off. I’m a Texan.

That’s mostly true because you are measuring 9 (or 5) beers vs 3 whiskeys.

straight alcohol has no carbs

This guy:

...but I refuse to suffer because people are idiots in general.

I’m pretty sure your BEV won’t use much while ... cough ... idling

If everyone will drive electric cars in the future, why do we have to worry about this?

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